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{"type":"general","setup":"How good are you at Power Point?","punchline":"I Excel at it.","id":128}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?","punchline":"It ended in a tie.","id":19}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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