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\"Je réalise\" is a pop duet between French singer Sinik and British singer-songwriter James Blunt. It was released as the second single from Sinik's album Le Toit Du Monde. The single was released on 28 February 2008. The song was also featured on the deluxe version of Blunt's second studio album, All the Lost Souls. The single was very successful in Europe, however, was not released in the UK or Ireland. The single was released simultaneously digitally and physically. The song contains an interpolation of Blunt's \"I'll Take Everything\" as the chorus.
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Martha Ibbetson Gray was an American woman known for her care of wounded soldiers at the Walnut Street Prison during the American Revolutionary War.
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